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150 Best Whatsapp Status Quotes and Messages TLWS

Are you looking for the best Whatsapp status quotes and messages? We’ve got the perfect examples that you can share on Whatsapp – or wherever else you want.

Our massive list includes over 150 sayings, statuses and quotes.


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“Every day is another chance to make a change in your life; a chance to be grateful for the things that you have.”

“I have one motto: Live the life you love, and love the life you live.”

“All of the good and bad things that have happened in your life are only preparing for the moment that has yet to come.”

“The only thing stopping you from fulfilling your dreams is you.”

“Even the calendar says WTF after Monday and Tuesday.”

“Everyone else is busy dating, breaking up and making up. I’m still trying to figure out how to wake up before 10 o’clock.”

“Everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones who are worth suffering for.”

“Take a deep breath. Remember – it’s not a bad life; just a bad day.”

 “All of the problems that you face become smaller if you confront them instead of dodging them.”

 “Be kind to everyone you meet. You don’t know what struggles they’re facing.”

“My relationship status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.”

“It’s not just the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you know will never happen again.”

 “I love my job – when I’m on vacation.”

“When people hate you for no reason, give them a reason.”

“The biggest distance between two people is a misunderstanding.”

“The greatest accomplishment you can make in life is to be yourself. The world is constantly trying to turn everyone into someone else.”

 “I look forward to the day when the power of love replaces the love of power.”

 “Your attitude is just as important as your skills when it comes to success.”

“Never look back. You’re not going in that direction.”

“Do everything with so much love and passion that you would never, ever want to do it any other way.”

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“I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life in three simple words: it goes on.”

“Look for respect – not attention. It lasts so much longer.”

 “You can’t influence the world if you’re too busy trying to be like it.”

“Today is a good day to be happy.”

 “There’s nothing like listening to a song and remembering all of the great memories that go with it.”

“If you expect nothing, you will never be disappointed.”

“My life’s mission: to be so busy loving my life that I have no time for fear, regret or hate.”

“Good morning – it’s time to wake up and live.”

“If you don’t chase your dreams, you can’t catch them.”

“Know and remember that everything always works out in the end.”

“I’m turning my fear into hope, and my mistakes into life lessons.”

“Happiness is always an inside job. Don’t ever let anyone else have that much power over your own life.”

“I’m not looking for someone to save me. All I want is for someone to stand by my side as I save myself.”

“Don’t worry so much. Worrying will not rid tomorrow of its troubles, but strip today of all its joys.”

“We will never be as young as we are tonight, so let’s live in the moment and forget about tomorrow.”

“You can only be as good as the people around you. Be brave enough to remove people from your life who are holding you back.”

“I really thought I was normal until I met my best friend.”

“Let’s take a road trip with no destination. Just drive and see where the road takes us.”

“Her heart finally told her that it’s time to stop wasting her time.”

“Forgiveness will never erase or excuse their behavior. But it will stop it from destroying your heart.”

41. “You really never know what you have – until you clean your room.”

42. “Today, I decided to be happy. I heard it’s good for your health.”

43. “We’re so focused on the finish line that we forget to enjoy the journey.”

44. “Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take that moment and make it perfect.”

45. “Move confidently towards your dreams. Don’t be afraid to live the life you’ve always wanted.”

46. “It’s scary to make a big life change. But you know what’s even more frightening? Regrets.”

47. “Life is too short to spend another beautiful day fighting a war with yourself.”

48. “When you feel discouraged, take a moment to think about how far you’ve come in life.”

49. “I hope that in 10 years from now, we’re still in each other’s lives.”

50. “You can’t start reading the second chapter of your life if you’re too busy re-reading the last one.”

51. “Never regret the mistakes you make. They’re proof that you’re trying.”

52. “You may not get what you hope for, but you will always get what you work for.”

53. “Sometimes, you just have to fight through those bad days to reach the best days of your life.”

54. “I hope that your problems are as few and far apart as grandma’s teeth.”

55. “Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to deal with pain. But you can’t have a rainbow without at least a little rain.”

56. “You can’t expect every day to be good, but you can find a little good in every day.”

57. “Dance like no one is tagging your photos. Love just like you have never been unfriended. Sing like nobody is following. Share with others like you truly care. Do all of it as if it won’t end up on Whatsapp.”

58. “It’s okay to forget the things that hurt you in the past. But don’t ever forget the lessons it taught you.”

59. “Love is nothing more than a word until you find that special someone to share it with.”

60. “I only have 2 to 3 real friends. I just tolerate everyone else.”

61. “My road to success seems to always be under construction.”

62. “Every person knows how to love. But only a few people know how to keep the love alive with one person.”

63. “If life scares you, you’re doing it right.”

64. “It’s better to be alone than surrounded by people who make you feel alone.”

65. “She’s so fake. Just look at the back of her neck. I’m willing to bet it says – Made in China.”

66. “I never insult people. I only describe them.”

67. “You get the most out of life when you start loving it as much as you love yourself.”

68. “There would be no wars if women ruled the world. There would only be a bunch of countries who are jealous of each other and refuse to talk.”

69. “Whenever I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin, and I keep away from children. That’s what the bottle says to do.”

70. “Hey – I finally found your nose. It was over in my business again.”

71. “The only difference between being genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.”

72. “If everything is going your way, then you’re going the wrong way.”

73. “I’m not really online. It’s just an optical illusion.”

74. “I really need six months of vacation – twice a year.”

75. “Chaos precedes every great change in life.”

1. “I’m not lazy. I’m in energy-saving mode. Now hush, or you’ll drain my battery.”

2. “I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or sends me a message will become my enemy.”

3. “I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me for it. We don’t like to talk about it.”

4. “Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny and silver.”

5. “You’re just jealous because the voices like talking to me more.”

6. “I did it again. I overestimated the number of brain cells you have.”

7. “A man is only as young as the woman he feels.”

8. “I just saw the smartest person in the world when I stood in front of the mirror.”

9. “You know what they say: Everything happens for a reason. When I punch you in the face, remember that I had a reason for it.”

10. “What’s the main cause for divorce? Marriage.”

11. “Hey, Karma – I have a long list of people you missed.”

12. “People always tell me to follow my dreams, so I took their advice and went back to bed.”

13. “I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.”

14. “My cell phone rings at 3 AM. – Hey, are you asleep? – No, I’m skydiving – what do you think?!”

15. “Most people live and learn, but you – you just live.”

16. “Don’t take your life too seriously. It’s not like you’re going to get out alive.”

17. “I had to take a sick day again. I’m just so sick of those people.”

18. “Did you ever think that the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason?”

19. “Life is so short – so smile while you still have teeth!”

20. “We now live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.”

21. “It’s hard doing nothing because you never know when you’re finished.”

22. “I’m experiencing life at 25 WTFs per hour.”

23. “You don’t like my sarcastic answer? Then don’t ask a stupid question.”

24. “Calm down. We’re all a little crazy. This isn’t a competition.”

25. “I honestly don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every single minute of it.”

26. “There really needs to be a day in between Saturday and Sunday. Maybe two.”

27. “I really am a humble person. In fact, I’m so much greater than I’ve led you to believe.”

28. “I didn’t trip. The floor just looked like it really could use a hug.”

29. “Bathrooms have transformed from being a singing studio to a photo studio.”

30. “I’m not short – I’m concentrated awesome.”

31. “I’m really not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it actually happens.”

32. “I’m not worried about terrorism. I was once married for two years.”

33. “Behind every successful man is a woman who is very confused.”

34. “Laziness is truly the mother of all bad habits. But remember, she’s a mother and should be respected.”

35. “Don’t make the same mistake twice. There are so many to choose from. Pick a new one each day.”

36. “I used to have an open mind, but I got tired of my brain falling out.”

37. “You can never say what’s on your mind when your entire family is on Facebook.”

38. “We live in a WTF era – Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.”

39. “You can’t blame me – I was born a pessimist. My blood type is actually B Negative.”

40. “My teacher calls it cheating. Well, I call it teamwork.”

41. “Friendship is a lot like money. It’s easier made than kept.”

42. “Guys – sometimes when I close my eyes, I really can’t see anything.”

43. “Please – I don’t get older. I just level up.”

44. “What’s the weather forecast for tonight? Dark with a hint of moonlight.”

45. “Everyone keeps telling me the right person will come along. Honestly, I’m starting to think that mine was hit by a truck.”

46. “I’m just finishing what I started yesterday – nothing.”

47. “I want to know how one careless match can set an entire forest on fire, but it takes a whole box just to light a campfire.”

48. “I’m sorry, I couldn’t repair your brakes. I made your horn louder instead.”

49. “Toilet paper is highly useful, but it’s really not an appropriate gift.”

50. “At the end of every day, I wish that life would ask me: Do you want to save your changes?”

51. “Whenever someone tells me I’m going to regret that in the morning, I just sleep past noon.”

52. “If Monday had a face, I would punch it. I hate Mondays.”

53. “Parachute for sale: used once, but never opened.”

54. “What do poor men and rich men have in common? They both have iPhones.”

55. “Where there’s a will, there’s a hundred relatives fighting over it.”

56. “Failure: it’s not an option; it comes bundled with Windows.”

57. “If at first you don’t succeed, hide all of the evidence that you even tried.”

58. “I hate mornings. They always start when I’m still asleep.”

59. “I’m more than special – I’m a limited edition. And I come at a higher price.”

60. “I still remember the days when blackberries and apples were just fruits.”

61. “Never argue with idiots. They will only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

62. “In today’s society, a pizza gets delivered to your house faster than the police.”

63. “Early birds may get the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese.”

64. “I scream the same way whether I’m being eaten by a shark, or a tiny piece of seaweed touches my leg.”

65. “I don’t know about you, but I intend on living forever. So far, everything is going as planned.”

66. “Work fascinates me. That’s why I sit and look at it for hours.”

67. “I always take my life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.”

68. “Well, you’re never too old to learn something stupid.”

69. “With a good enough thrust, pigs really can fly.”

70. “What’s the best way to make sure that you hit your target? Shoot first and then call whatever it hits your target.”

71. “The next time you think about fighting fire with fire just remember that the fire department uses water.”

72. “They say that winning isn’t’ everything. Why do we keep score then?”

73. “I’m pretty sure I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m really not so sure.”

74. “Don’t ever hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat instead.”

75. “I really don’t trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.”

1. “What is love? In math, it’s an equation. In chemistry, it’s a reaction. In history, it’s a war. In art, it’s a heart. In me, it’s you.”

2. “To meet you was fate. To become your friend was a choice. Falling in love with you was out of my control.”

3. “I fell in love the moment I saw you, and you smiled at me because you knew.”

4. “Someday, when my daughter smiles at me and asks me who my very first love was, I don’t want to have to pull out a photo album to show her. I want to point across the room and tell her “he’s sitting right there”.”

5. “I’m not afraid of dying. Death doesn’t scare me either. It’s losing you that frightens me the most.”

6. “I pray every night that you will be here someday. Tonight, I will count all of the stars in the sky and hope that when I close my eyes, you will once again be right by my side.”

7. “I can make one promise to you: I will always love you more than any other person who enters your life.”

8. “I love how you make me so happy; love the ways you show that you care. I love the way you whisper “I love you,” and the way that you’re always there.”

9. “The one emotion that can break your heart into a million pieces is the same emotion that glue the pieces back together.”

10. “One of the greatest challenges in life is removing someone you used to love from your heart.”

11. “It’s not always the song itself that makes you emotional. It’s the feelings and the memories that make you tear up when they come to mind.”

12. “I don’t cry because I’m weak. I cry because I’ve been strong for so long.”

13. “If you will only love me in my dreams, then I pray I never wake.”

14. “Never make a permanent decision because of your temporary emotions.”

15. “If our love is true, it will always find a way.”

16. “When you and me get together, we make a wonderful we.”

17. “I can fight the world with my one hand – as long as you’re holding onto the other.”

18. “The spaces in between your fingers fit perfectly in mine.”

19. “Love is the only thing that can take you to heaven without you having to die first.”

20. “It really doesn’t matter who broke you down or hurt you. What matters most is the person who helped you start smiling again.”

21. “It’s not about how often you say “I love you;” it’s about how often you prove those words.”

22. “Love is adorable when it’s new, but it’s most beautiful when it lasts.”

23. “It’s easy to think of you; I do it every day. Missing you is the hardest part because it’s a heartache that never really goes away.

24. “This may sound a little crazy, but since the moment I saw you, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.”

25. “How many times have you crossed my mind? Just once because you never left.”

26. “I fell in love with your words, but those words were the very same thing that tore me apart.”

27. “Of all passions, love is the strongest. It attacks the mind, the heart and the senses all at once.”

28. “Love is just the result of one soul dwelling in two separate bodies.”

29. “A man will already be halfway in love with any woman who truly listens to him.”

30. “The saddest feeling in the world is loving someone else who used to love you back.”

31. “It isn’t love itself that hurts. It’s loving the wrong person that stings.”

32. “Today, someone asked me how life was. I just smiled and told him: She’s doing just fine!”

33. “Nothing in life is perfect, but being with you is perfectly imperfect.”

34. “Throughout life, we meet many beautiful people, but only one beautiful person will ever go away.”

35. “I love my life. Do you know why? Because it gave me you. And I love you, too, because you are my life.”

36. “I want to place myself above you – not to rule over you, but to shield you from harm and always protect you.”

37. “Romeo and Juliet, who died young together, isn’t true love. Grandma and grandpa who happily grew old together are what true love is all about.”

38. “Whenever my phone lights up, I hope it’s a text from you.”

39. “You really have no idea how much you make me smile.”

40. “If you really do love her, you won’t be afraid to tell the world.”

41. “There are no happy endings in true love because there is no ending.”

42. “Why do I love you? Because you make me smile for no reason at all.”

43. “We can never be friends because I’m still in love with you.”

44. “No matter what happens, always remember this: I carry your heart inside of my heart.”

45. “Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a country boy?”

46. “Know why I love you? Because no one else in the world can make me feel the way you do.”

47. “Every time I think about you, I get butterflies.”

48. “Since the day I met you, I laugh easier, smile more and sleep a whole lot less.”

49. “Every person has a happy place, but mine is in the arms of my boyfriend.”

50. “We always have happiness in our hearts, but sometimes, sadness takes its place for a while.”

51. “It’s easy to say that you’re busy when someone else needs you, but it’s harder to hear “I’m busy” when you’re in need of someone.”

52. “It’s better to be single than in the wrong relationship.”

53. “That feeling you get when you look back and suddenly realize you made the worst choice.”

54. “Before you point your fingers at someone else, check to make sure your own hands are clean.”

55. “Sometimes, you meet that one person whose “hello” makes you never want to say good-bye.”

56. “You never stop loving someone you’ve lost. You just learn how to live your life without them.”

57. “Sometimes, it’s our own expectations that cause our heartbreaks.”

58. “All love stories are beautiful, but ours is my absolute favorite.”

59. “Love is the one thing that makes you smile even when you’re tired.”

60. “Each moment that I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true.”

61. “If a hug could tell you how much I love you, I would keep you in my arms forever.”

62. “People say you only truly fall in love once, but I know that’s not true. That’s because I fall in love with you every day.”

63. “I only know what love is because of you.”

64. “Let me love you. If I can’t love you for the rest of your life, at least let me love you for the rest of mine.”

65. “There’s always a little madness in love, but in madness, there’s always a little bit of reason.”

66. “The day I met you is the day I found life.”

67. “Please don’t mind the weather. It’s just raining in my heart.”

68. “Love only hurts when you love someone who doesn’t love you back.”

69. “Just hurt me with the truth. Please don’t try to comfort me with a lie.”

70. “If I had the world in my hands, I would give all of it to you.”

71. “As long as I wake up in the morning and you are next to me, nothing else matters.”

72. “To fall in love with you is the first half of what I want. To stay in love with you forever is the second half.”

73. “It’s in the way he kisses you; in the way he makes you feel; in the way he makes you fall in love.”

74. “One day, you kiss someone and instantly know that you want to kiss those lips for the rest of your life.”

75. “I can’t help it if I fell for you. You’re the one who tripped me.”
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